The great Greek scientist, engineer and mathematician Archimedes left us two quotes that ring through the centuries. His study of levers is said to have led him to remark, “Give me a place to stand, and I will move the world.” And the famous Eureka! (“I have found it!”) came from his discovery, allegedly while taking a bath, that the volume of an irregularly shaped object could be determined by submerging it and measuring how much water it displaced. Sadly, there’s no evidence that he ever uttered the mash-up “Give me a place to stand, and I will take a shower.” Which seems like an Archimedes screwup.